The Regular 

Waitress In The Sky

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The Regular (The Replacements)

Posted by Bill and transcribed by Unknown


(capo: 3rd fret)
intro: D A G (2x)

D A G
Well a person can work up a mean mean thirst
D A G
After a hard day of nothing much at all
D A G
The summer's passed it's too late to cut the grass
D A G
There ain't much to break anyway in the fall
D A G
And sometimes I, just stay in the mood
D A G
Take my place and back the loud noise
D A G
You're like the picture on the fridg, smelling stucked with food
D A G
Used to live at home now I stay at the house

A G
(And) everybody wants to be special here
A A7
They call your name out loud and clear

D A G D A G
Here comes the regular, call out your name
D A G A G
Here comes a regular, am I the only one here today

D A G
Well a drinkin' buddies, there's bound to another town
D A G
Then once the police made him go away
D A G
And even if you're in the arms of someone's baby now
D A G
I'll take a great big whiskey at you (here) anyway

A G
And everybody wants to be someone here
A A7
Someone's gonna show up never fear

D A G D A G
Here comes the regular, call out your name
D A G A G
Here comes a regular, am I the only one who feels ashamed

D A G
Living along side of sadded eyes
D A G
Says opportunity knocks once then the door slams shot
D A G
All I know is I'm sick of everything that my money can buy
D A G
A fool wastes his life, god rests his guts
D A
First the light and the colour goes off
G
The wind begins to blow
D A G
Turn your back on a pay you back last call
D A
First the glass and the leaves that last
G
Here comes the snow
D A G
Ain't much to break anyway in the fall

Waitress In The Sky (The Replacements)

Posted by Fatelvis and transcribed by Unknown

G
She don’t wear no pants, she don’t wear no top
F
Always on the ball, she’s always on strike
C F
Strutting up the hall, big deal you get to fly
G7 C
You ain’t nothing but a waitress in the sky

C
Payed my fair, I don’t wanna complain
F
You get to me, you’re always outta champagne
C F
Treat me like a bum, don’t wear no tie
G7 C
Cause you ain’t nothing but a waitress ion the sky
G7 C
You ain’t nothing but a waitress in the sky oh oh oh

F
And the sign says ‘thank you very much for not smoking’
G
My own sign says’ well I’m sorry I’m smoking’
F
Don’t treat me special or don’t kiss my ass
G7
Treat me like the way up treat them up in first class

C
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
F
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
C F
A union flight attendant my oh my
G7 C
You ain’t nothing but a waitress in the sky
You ain’t nothing but a waitress in the sky